Disgraced FTX CEO Sameul Bankman-Friend discloses his poorly conceived pump and dump scheme which started with an in house developed crypto coin which he used as collateral to purchase stock in Alameda Research. Everything changed when SBF realizes just how ugly, or conventionally unattractive, his girlfriend Caroline Ellison was. After losing billions of dollars of other people's money, Samuel Bankman-Fried opens up on an exclusive podcast episode about what he looks forward to most in prison: a free lunch.

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